sam-sour-wolf:

  • The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn AU
  • I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbour standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake AU
  • My neighbour has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs AU
  • Someone keeps stealing my doormat AU
  • My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders AU
  • I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! AU
  • The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! AU
  • My neighbour’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment AU
  • The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra AU

APARTMENT AUs! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ

nebulagamoras:

sisters. enemies. a s s a s s i n s.

(Source: janesfoster)

phanloveskimchi:

scarletstainedrose:

YouTubers/Celebs/Fans > sam pepper

Edit: More YouTubers/Celebs/Etc:

[‘Snape’ waiting for an apology tweet]

Seriously how is his video still up. YouTube get your shit together.

nice-wig-janis:

IS THAT BUTTER

nice-wig-janis:

IS
THAT BUTTER

obsessively-fangirling:

biffan:

i feel like this sums up sam winchester’s life

HOW DARE YOU

(Source: mishasteaparty)

nighttimewanderings:

troyethesexynugget:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

NOBODY DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR LITTLE CREATURES OF HAPPINESS KILLED

This is also for black or gray cats! Keep them indoors!

(Source: arcadeceasefire)

pienapper-ackles:

BUT GUYS DONT YOU REALIZE. THIS IS LIKE DEAN DOING CAS’S “HELLO DEAN” FOR ALL THESE YEARS. DEAN IS SCARING CAS BY APPEARING RANDOMLY. HE’S DOING IT

(Source: deaniewinchester)

dean and denim

(Source: stickingupforsammy)

stephaniedanielle:

Never gets old

(Source: johnnydepps)

alliartist:

rifa:

prokopetz:

nebcondist1:

prokopetz:

I’ve seen this image going around, and I feel compelled to point out that it’s only half-right. It’s true that high heels were originally a masculine fashion, but they weren’t originally worn by butchers - nor for any other utilitarian purpose, for that matter.

High heels were worn by men for exactly the same reason they’re worn by women today: to display one’s legs to best effect. Until quite recently, shapely, well-toned calves and thighs were regarded as an absolute prerequisite for male attractiveness. That’s why you see so many paintings of famous men framed to show off their legs - like this one of George Washington displaying his fantastic calves:

… or this one of Louis XIV of France rocking a fabulous pair of red platform heels (check out those thighs!):

… or even this one of Charles I of England showing off his high-heeled riding boots - note, again, the visual emphasis on his well-formed calves:

In summary: were high heels originally worn by men? Yes. Were they worn to keep blood off their feet? No at all - they were worn for the same reason they’re worn today: to look fabulous.

so then how did they become a solo feminine item of attire?

A variety of reasons. In France, for example, high heels fell out out of favour in the court of Napoleon due to their association with aristocratic decadence, while in England, the more conservative fashions of the Victorian era regarded it as indecent for a man to openly display his calves.

But then, fashions come and go. The real question is why heels never came back into fashion for men - and that can be laid squarely at the feet of institutionalised homophobia. Essentially, heels for men were never revived because, by the early 20th Century, sexually provocative attire for men had come to be associated with homosexuality; the resulting moral panic ushered in an era of drab, blocky, fully concealing menswear in which a well-turned calf simply had no place - a setback from which men’s fashion has yet to fully recover.

FASHION HISTORY IS HUMAN HISTORY OK

Thank you, history side of tumblr. That “stay out of blood” thing has been driving me mad.

theofficialariel:

Lips that shame the red, red rose. In ageless sleep she finds repose. Photo by @jenniehipstagramsitall

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

(Source: thedeathmerchant)

couldntpossiblycomment:

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Huh.  That’s weird.  Almost like they’re trying to tell us something.