saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”
saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”
saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”
saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”
saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”

saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Photoset #37
pic 3 by harmonia3784 
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Photoset #38 itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Photoset #37
pic 3 by harmonia3784 
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Photoset #38 itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Photoset #37
pic 3 by harmonia3784 
more?
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Photoset #38 itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Photoset #37
pic 3 by harmonia3784 
more?
Photoset #36
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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Avengers Photoset #37

pic 3 by harmonia3784 

more?

Photoset #36

Photoset #38

blackenedrisingdemon:

mirai-kurillama:

221bbarricade:

zanetehaiden:

snow-anne:

king-for-a-vagina:

benedicttcumberbatchh:

carryonmy-assbutt:

sassygayklavierspieler:

fandombarf:

alexander2539:

fandombarf:

There’s a dollar in my g string

THAT IS YOUR D STRING. G IS ALL THE WAY ON MY LEFT.

EXCUSE ME you uncultured swine. That IS my G string. LEFT TO RIGHT IT’S: C G D A ON A CELLO. And if you notice the dollar is wonderfully tucked in my G STRING.
DO NOT DOUBT MY SIX YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.

FUCKING VIOLINISTS

THEY’RE NOT CALLED VIOLINISTS THEY’RE CALLED CELLISTS

IT,WAS THE VIOLINIST THAT THOUGHT IT WAS THE WRONG STRING JESUS CHRIST

This is just one massive train wreck

String players can be a bit high-strung.

y’all need to cellout

We all need to calm down before this gets violin-t

Strings

thank you for your contribution

adu101:

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

image

I very much like the idea of comparing myself to Peter Capaldi

scryptix:

i thought it was fitting

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

officialbluearmy:

latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

HELLHOUND

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

image

totalnerdatheart:

I know Steve is really talented with his shield and is like an expert with it 

but just imagine him smacking it in his face 

or tripping over it

or waking up in the middle of the night and he shuffles off to the bathroom only to step on the edge of the shield and it smacks him in the shin and he curses loudly enough to wake up the other Howling Commandos who just sit up and start laughing at the way Steve is holding onto his leg and swearing 

did-you-kno:

A YouTube user posted a video to share what happened when he tried to cancel his Comcast service.  Despite being told that their service department was open 24/7, Comcast put him on hold for three hours until a message informed him they were closed for the day.

Source

fishingboatproceeds:

Since the TFIOS movie became available On Demand and for digital download and people can now pause and zoom in and stuff, many people have asked who wrote the pages of An Imperial Affliction that appear in the movie.

I did. Executive producer Isaac Klausner asked me to write four pages (the two you see here and the final two pages of the book) for the movie edition of An Imperial Affliction, so I did. In this passage, Anna is recalling intense pain breaking through her high doses of narcotic pain medication. 

The book that Hazel reads in the movie is just the four pages I wrote printed over and over again hundreds of times. I have a copy of it in my house; it’s my only souvenir from the movie set.

(Source: captainwright)

collideskies:

When your songs know what u do in the dark:image

When u know where the party went:image

When you’re a remix and you’re raised like a phoenix:image

When u say my name and i’m held against u:image

When u don’t panic:image

when ur ready for another bad poem:image